BEETLEJUICE: Theyre taking it to the dump and without me theyre going to do that to everything! We have two days to make this a model home. I orbit. ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY-O! this hilarious musical tells the story of lydia deetz, a strange and unusual teenager whose whole life changes when she meets a recently deceased couple and a demon with a thing . Based on the 1988 film starring Michael Keaton, the musical tells the story of Lydia Deetz, an offbeat teenager whose life changes when her family moves into a home inhabited by a recently . BEETLEJUICE: Pepperoni, mushrooms and snakes! LYDIA: What? JUNO: Anyone whose ever died is in there. You ripe old bastard. ), BARBARA: MAITLANDS 2.0! Its finally time for you two to go to the Netherworld! AH AH AH! Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!" IT'S SHOWTIME! LYDIA: Does it say anything about summonings or seances? Right now, no matter what I do, I cannot affect the world of the living. Oh father dear! First published Apr 06, 2020. Please, dont spin the wheel! BEETLEJUICE: Oh yeah right! I love old books. And breathers worry so much about their stupid little lives, most of them never notice anything strange or unusual unless you make them. We are father, daughter, and Delia. I like to think I put my own spin on it, but whats the point, you know? beetlejuice baby, when you're toast you're toast and i'm the ghost you're gonna need the most you need a demon who's smart helping you master the art so how 'bout we all make a start on the whole, you know, let's face it mourners (cont'd) dies irae oh so irae dies irae dies irae dies irae ah ah mourners (cont'd) ah ah ah ah ah ah beetlejuice & mourners god i hope you're ready for . Rule number 1: Dont leave the house. Then you won't believe how far I'll go. Someones gonna get killed! Except her. "The Swamp" in The Acting Coach Approach: 48 Monologues for Kids . Id like to meet my fianc, Delia. To the dead. (a beat.) Okay, I see what you did there. As your guru Otho always said, this is taking too long! There are people downstairs. The Netherworld. ADAM: I know! If you would like to give a public . What if Lydias in my head right now? DELIA: Youre breaking up with me AND firing me? . Welcome, welcome, welcome! I have something to say. Dont you wanna get these people out of your house? YOUVE JUST BEEN WAITING FOR THE PERFECT TEACHER. The man next to me is the one I want. We can't start a family in a house with creaky floorboards! (BEETLEJUICE does the same to ADAM. Lets draw the door. DELIA: No, I thought youd be proud of me for taking inititAHve. Just a bunch of Howards and then you die. ), ON THE WHOLE BEING DEAD THING (AH AH AH AH). ADAM So, I asked Howard Junior to check in the back. Are you trying to skip the line? LYDIA: Wow, this is going to be such an interesting night! The show opened in April 2019 at the Winter Garden Theatre but, just under a year later, the pandemic shuttered it prematurely. Video Examples. Let me point you to the right page. So! People dont read. MAXIE DEAN: Oh, dont mind her. LYDIA: I cant change anything! ADAM: I know, I know, me too. Just like, what if Im never happy again? IN THE WORLD, BE PREPARED TO TAKE YOUR EGGS AND FREEZE 'EM , DELIA: 'CAUSE EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING HAPPENS, LYDIA: SOUNDS LIKE TERRIBLE THINGS CAN HAPPEN. LYDIA: The ghosts! All ghosts shall proceed directly to the Netherworld. No. ALL (excluding LYDIA): DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WAN' GO HOME, CHARLES: COME MISTER TALLY MAN, TALLY ME BANANA, MAXIE DEAN: Come mister tally man, tally me banana. And now, finally theyre about to die! Were going to change that (rings triangle.) ADAM: Kill?!??!? Mr. Juice, I respect your resistance and your Moxy. BARBARA: And Lydia, she cant live like this! Gonna go on a little vision quest, find my dad. People! Your dad cant see us. NEVER MIND, HE'LL BE YOUR G-U-I-D-E TO THE OTHER SIDE, I'M THE B-TO-THE-DOUBLE-E-T-L-E TO THE J-U-I-C-E, BEETLEJUICE: I understand it's a lot to process, but, THE GOOD NEWS IS YOU AND YOUR SPOUSE DIED IN YOUR OWN HOUSE, THAT MEANS THE TWO OF YOU SHOULD STICK AROUND, A LITTLE ON THE POTTERY BARN AND DRY WHITE WINE SIDE, AS FOR ME, I'VE BEEN SCARING FOR MILLENNIA, I'M THE BIO-EXORCIST GIVING HOUSES ENEMAS, BEETLEJUICE AND ENSEMBLE: PUSH OUT ALL THE BREATHERS, BEETLEJUICE: AND I DO IT FOR THE LOVE OF IT, 'CAUSE THIS GUY HAPPENED TO BE PASSING BY, TO GIVE YOU CONTROL OF YOUR SOUL FOR THE WHOLE "BEING DEAD" THING (AH AH AH AH AH AH AH! The doubts his . (doorbell rings.) DELIA: STACK BANANA TILL THE MORNING COME, BRRAH! You brought him to life, just so you could kill him? Yes, I love that man of mine. ; Body Horror: Having his head cut off, then stretching his nose out while shoving his hand into the back of his head and growing eyes on his fingers. CHARLES: That demon with the stupid hair, hell be waiting for us. You died together. CHARLES: Good! But it seems that Teeter is not content with just wowing audiences on stage. A fall from that height? This is already the BEST exorcism Ive ever been to! But Lydia, you cant live like this! It's not about that. BEETLEJUICE: Fine! I realized that I dont want to go through life alone. BEETLEJUICE: Oh, not so fast Mr. Soulbox. ADAM: My whole life flashed before my eyes! Lydia, I know you wont let me down. youre getting really comfy with the whole being dead thing! Everything was the way it used to be. BEETLEJUICE: WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE 'EM GO CRAZY, 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT SOME EVIL DEEP DOWN INSIDE YOU, YOU'VE GOTTA WORK GOTTA HAUNT TILL IT HURTS THROUGH THE NIGHT, AND GIVE THOSE GUYS THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES. Mom! Ooh, ooh, somebody's at the door; alright, Let's make some more people scream! LYDIA: Excuse me, are you ghosts? DELIA: Otho, I noticed that the Soulbox is both glowing and making a noise. DELIA: Dont worry Otho, well put you in the Soulbox! Where do books go when they die? Well, I dont know, book. She was my world, too Lydia. I'm on the bench, but coach. But hey. frowns at the MUSIC. BEETLEJUICE: Oh yeah. And so do I! having plummeted off the Winter River Bridge. YES I DO! Oldest trick in the book! BARBARA: Wait, what? Im a part of this too! Thats why youre stuck in the attic! LYDIA: Were not a family. Step 4: Select a monologue. Powerless. In the video, Baldwin recalls the one thing that gave him hope about the film was the performance of his co-star, Michael Keaton, whom he describes as a "comedy Annie Oakley.". Start reading. You asked me, I'm answering. Beetlejuice- wedding scene by beetlejuice - Karaoke Lyrics on Smule. BARBARA: I was too! Well be right back. | Smule Social Singing Karaoke app. GIRL SCOUT: Okay Well- Maybe I should come back another time when your parents are home? The whole "being dead" thing has never been so frightfully fun as in Beetlejuice, the Broadway musical based on the 1988 Tim Burton cult classic movie. This . ADAM: Hang on. Not answering! Weve already said it a bunch of times! I FOUND MY FREQUENCY CRYSTALS SPEAK TO ME, EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON, THERE ARE SPIRITUAL GUIDES ABOVE LOOK UP AND SEE 'EM, JUST LISTEN TO THE MELODY THE UNIVERSE SINGS, 'CAUSE EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON, THE UNIVERSE IS JUST THE CONTENTS OF TIME, MATTER AND SPACE, LYDIA: NINETY-ONE BILLION LIGHT-YEARS ACROSS AND THE EARTH'S A SMALL PLACE, THE PACIFIC ISLANDS ARE SINKING BUT NEGATIVE THINKING IS HARDLY THE CAUSE, YOU THINK LIFE IS ALL UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS 'CAUSE YOU'RE BORED, LYDIA: AND POSITIVITY IS A LUXURY THAT FEW CAN AFFORD, DELIA: NO NO NO! Once he realizes this house is haunted, well have to leave! ANY GHOST CAN DO THAT IN LESS THAN ONE LESSON. If I get Maxie Dean in my corner, the investments will pour in. See you in hell, AGH, Im gone Im gonna use the door. In Michael McDowell's script, the adorable Maitlands' death scene is quite graphic and traumatic they get trapped in a car and scream to no avail as they're shown slowly drowning. Beetlejuice tickets will be available to purchase soon. (LYDIA stabs him.) Monologues are presented on StageAgent for educational purposes only. Whoever follows me will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life." (a beat or two.) Its okay at Christmas, but the rest of the year, you gotta put it away! Which reminds me, I got you a new dress for your fathers business dinner! Im gonna find my mom! LYDIA: I have been alone since my mom died! MOVER 2: Eh, who cares, its going to the dump! Beetlejuice (v.o) (laughs to himself) you are a naughty man. Beebleboose! Yes book? ADAM: Oh, dont worry, Im gonna have this crib ready before that baby gets here! (a beat.) BEETLEJUICE: NO! I can no longer stand to be used like a puppet between two deceitful worlds. No one is like me! LYDIA: We gotta get out of here! LYDIA: Yeah, you said Stop acting so weird, I need this job., DELIA: No! "Things seem pretty quiet. When she entered the kitchen there was Beetlejuice at the table, working on a crossword, wearing brand new reading glasses. Maybe the most haunting thing about "Beetlejuice," the new musical version of the 1988 Tim Burton movie that is having its world premiere at the National Theatre, is the creepy feeling of . BEETLEJUICE: (snaps fingers and the Sandworm attacks) Thats why not! Im Barbara, this is Adam. LYDIA: Oh. Whatd you do!? Jesus Christ, why do you gotta be so sexy? Thats what I want too. BEETLEJUICE AND ENSEMBLE: THE WHOLE "BEING DEAD" THING! And they eat ghosts. You see, the living ignore the dead. Beetlejuice Wiki is a FANDOM Movies Community. Now, to the Prius! I can bring your daddy so much pain. BEETLEJUICE: Exorcism. Lets get you finished! 'Otho Fenlock's Locked Door Ghosts' Probably committed suicide up there. BEETLEJUICE (THE MAITLANDS): SCREW THEIR PHONES! BEETLEJUICE: Well then, go fuck yourself. And their eyes! ADAM: Wed love it! All monologues are property and copyright of their owners. UNLESS THEY GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES (YES YES, WE'RE FEELIN' IT, THEY'RE GONNA FEEL IT, WE'RE KILLIN' IT! BEETLEJUICE: YES ADAM! The Maitlands: More Boring Than Brigadoon Thats right, I said it. Its time for Americas favorite game show! LYDIA: Yeah. TAKE YOUR PLACES I WANT SCARY FACES NOW GO! BEETLEJUICE: Spoiler Alert: shes never going to eat that sandwich! CHARLES: Delia, you erotic astronaut! No one likes it, throw it out.. One big dark room. Barbara, the pig! Unless, are you horribly disfigured? CHARLES: HELLO! But, its worth it. DELIA: SUCKS-YES! Shes definitely done some stuff, I can tell. Again. Do you want some lunch? BEETLEJUICE: Oh yeah? But first, I think it would be so wonderful if our newest family member would make a toast! 5. (BEETLEJUICE possesses BARBARA and ADAM.). Proceed directly to the Netherworld! ILL NEVER COME THIS WAY AGAIN! BEETLEJUICE: Get in there Babs! I thought she was terrifying, but nobody knew who she was. He is so mean to me! Cuz, shed love this! CHARLES: Lydia, I have asked Delia to marry me. I didnt like strangers when I was alive. This iteration of Scott Brown and Anthony King's musical, with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect, is otherwise nearly identical and keeps all the musical's hit songs intact, including the viral hit "Say My Name" and the Harry Belafonte classic "Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)." In the show, the titular Beetlejuice is a demon who's stuck haunting a . Right now, just outside the walls of this house, nestled in the hatch back of my Toyota Prius, is a mysterious object of my own design. They look right through me! But, if youre going to live like a ghost, you have to follow the rules. Keep it away from your sensitive parts. We did kill someone though. The sound of the music is evidence of the fact that the Maitlands have allowed Lydia to dance to the music and levitate in the living room as a . AGHHHH! (a beat.) I had a vision once. OTHO: I dont know. Wait come back! I am a very sexual being, and I do love me an orgy, but I say this with love, but you all dont strike me as the orgying kind. That means its working! I am angry! I thought I was bringing my mom back! Well that wouldve been good to know. (referring to DELIA.) CHARLES: My god, woman. DELIA: And that is depressing. BARBARA: WE'LL RATTLE CHAINS AND I DON'T KNOW! But someone must have said Beetlejuice's name three times, because . (BEETLEJUICE bursts in on the Sandworm.). (giggle) Just kidding! CHARLES: I see! But you wanted your mommy. Oo! IS MORE THAN JUST SPACE WITH NO END LA-LA-LA-LA-LA! I don't even like pottery! Now you remember what my guru Otho says! I am utterly alone." -Lydia Deetz. ENSEMBLE: Daylight come and we wan' go PASTOR: (spoken) In times like these, we have no words We have only each other Today we come together to mourn the passing of Emily Deetz Devoted wife . BEETLEJUICE: Well, well, well, kid. She was my whole world. ALL: CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY! You are dead. Maybe, we can help each other! Theyre made out of the devil! Both movie and musical have the same bones, yet there are many differences that change everything from minor details to major motivations. Hey Lydia, check this out Dance break! . Delia? Adorable! Shade Maternal, Fate Infernal. LYDIA: Hey Beetlejuice! Take care of them. You smell like the bathrooms at the Mandarin Oriental. But honey, whatever it is you think youre looking for, youre not gonna find it. BEETLEJUICE: Whered I lose you? MONSTER BEETLEJUICE: Your not invisible when you're me! This is what you get! BEETLEJUICE: I wanted to help you guys, its literally all I wanted, but the two of you are helpless. And she left us. This is so wrong, your my employee, but also my lover! Research Playwrights, Librettists, Composers and Lyricists, See more characters from Beetlejuice is a musical with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect and book by Scott Brown and Anthony King. Beetlejuice The Musical is rumoured to open in London's West End in Spring 2023. No! Im gonna teach you guys how to be ghosts! All you gotta do is say my name. "Beetlejuice made 'weird' look cool. ", AND SHE'LL BE LIKE "OH, NOTHIN' JUST RUNNING THE WORLD.". DELIA: Lydia, we talked about this sad, saddy, sadness stuff, yeah? Theres very good energy in here. It was like the perfect dad joke! Dont you get it? BEETLEJUICE: Hi! All I want is for someone, anyone to look my way and say Hey. Fine, you wanna be together? It sayswe should draw a door. Happiness! LYDIA: Dead Mom? This is the best day of my life! CHARLES: Sweet Jesus, Delia we need a real exorcist! Lydias vision was right! FROM TETRALOGY OF FALLOT IN MY PULMONARY ARTERY! BEETLEJUICE: Oh, I don't live here, I'm dead! Scott Brown Every bit of it. This is not working out. Lady, you're forgetting something! Its either me or the booze. And shed be like Well, then I choosethe booze. The point is, we just got rid of your dad, and we were having SO much fun together! Wow, are those birds? AND ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS SAY MY NAME THREE TIMES. You have sealed my fate with your betrayal. LYDIA: I can't keep living like this! Dad, n-no you cant do that. BEETLEJUICE: Please dont make me beg. Here you got a solid plan B option. BEETLEJUICE: YouareADORABLE (kisses Adam) HA! Please, forgive me! They become caught up in the supernatural elements and try to get Lydia to realize what she really needs the most. FORESHADOWING. YES! DELIA: Oh, shes so stubborn, I just need more time. CHARLES: I just have to get the chalk. Does this dress say Mindfulness?. ** The ghost-with-the-most is coming to life on stage in this original musical based on Tim Burton's wonderfully demented film of the same . YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT TRACK, GIRL I GOT YOUR BACK, GIRL I'M HELPING YOU GROW", TIME TO TAKE COMMAND YOU DICTATE THE HAND THE UNIVERSE DEALS. BEETLEJUICE: Please say yes, please say yes, please say yes, please say yes. BEETLEJUICE: Ugh, holy moly, a lot of people come to this house, lights! BARBARA: Cant you just scare the people for us? If this house is haunted, then that means mom might still be back at our old house! Youre all going to die. After more than 30 years, Michael Keaton and Winona Ryder could potentially reprise their roles as Beetlejuice and Lydia Deetz in the upcoming film Beetlejuice 2.. Keaton and Ryder originally played the iconic characters in Tim Burton's 1998 cult classic Beetlejuice.. As reported by ScreenRant, Brad Pitt's production company Plan B Entertainment has signed on to produce Beetlejuice 2. LYDIA: Then Ill find a way to do it myself. CHARLES: Lydia, Im not going to answer a question like that. Beetlejuice! DELIA: I dont see race. The rule bookI present: The Handbook for The Recently Deceased. You'll know that I've abandoned hope. I asked you to send me a sign. I love it! ADAM Hey old girl! Lets get that book open. Welcome to the family, son. New York, NY, Linda Ray I got all the way to Howards store, and then Howard tells me their out of stock. Maybe Ive been all wrong about you. COMPANY: GOD, I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR A SHOW ABOUT DEATH! BEETLEJUICE: DON'T BE SO VANILLA WOULD A LITTLE ANGER KILL YA? DELIA: Black reminds me of a funeral! She's now taking to TikTok to spread [] BARBARA: We are! THE MAITLANDS: BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE? BEETLEJUICE: Hey! Find some interesting quotes from when she felt alone here, they will make you think! Can you believe people actually lived here? And Id like us to be a family. Because of her, I got to live, briefly, very briefly, and can I just say something? . Well, we can take care of that. Live a life of love! Sucks-Yes! CHARLES: Lydia, you have moped around for months, dressed in black, obsessing about death! BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: THE SOUND OF HEART EXPLODING INSIDE A CHEST, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: AIN'T IT THE SWEETEST NOISE IN TOWN, THAT BEAUTIFUL SOUND. MISS ARGENTINA: Oh, but you have to go back now. Teen And Up Audiences. LYDIA: WAY BACK WHEN I WAS JUST TEN SIMPLE AND SWEET, EVERYWHERE, FELLAS WOULD STARE OUT ON THE STREET, LYDIA: NOW ONE OF 'EM LOVES ME, WANTS TO BE MINE, LYDIA: MY CREEPY OLD GUY, MY CREEPY OLD GUY, BARBARA/DELIA: GIRLS MAY SEEM DISGUSTED, BUT WE'RE ACTUALLY JUST SHY, BEETLEJUICE: I AM OLDER, BUT I'M GLAD I WAITED, ALL: CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY. Maxie Dean will be here for dinner in two days. Act I 1. And also, I dont model anymore. OTHO: Delia! MISS ARGENTINA: THIS IS THE NETHERWORLD! It says: 'live people ignore the strange and unusual.'. Based on Tim Burton's 1988 wonderfully demented film, Beetlejuice The Musical follows Lydia Deetz - a strange and unusual teenager whose life takes an unexpected turn when she meets the former owners of her house - who just happen to be dead - and a degenerate demon from the Netherworld. LYDIA: Dad! BEETLEJUICE: Oh, thank you very much. Yeah Yeah Yeah. ), THEY GOTTA GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES (WE'RE SCARY, VERY VERY SCARY! Shes impossible. Im not buying it, time to die! 2019 Broadway Beetlejuice the Musical Songs with Lyrics. BEETLEJUICE See, this is what life is. And this, this is a business dinner! Like a gay republican! I changed a lot. LYDIA: He doesnt see me either. Also, no liquids! ONE DAY YOU MAY WAKE UP ALONE, DELIA: 'CAUSE YOUR HUSBAND AND HIS BOYFRIEND BOUGHT A BOAT AND THEN THEY SAILED AWAY TO ROME, DELIA: SO YOU CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP IN DEEP DESPAIR, TALKIN' TO THE WALLS 'CAUSE THERE'S NO ONE THERE, 'CAUSE THAT'S YOUR LAST CHANCE TO HAVE A FAMILY, THAT YOUR AGING ASS WILL HAVE TO BELIEVE THAT , A LITTLE "I AM STILL YOUNG!!!" I'm sure Dad will ruin it. Time. Yes, I love that man of mine. ADAM: I dont mean her, I mean her family. Basically it follows the plot of Beetlejuice the Musical, but Lydia's twin friends, Lily and David come to try and help their friend through this trying time. BEETLEJUICE: THAT IS THE SOUND, OF CLEAN, WHITE, SHORTS TURNING BROWN, LYDIA: THE SOUND OF A SCREAM, IS MUSIC TO ME, A SOUND THAT SAYS FIFTEEN YEARS FULL-TIME THERAPY, BEETLEJUICE: TRAUMA AND FEAR, IT SINGS IN MY EAR, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: AIN'T IT THE SWEETEST NOISE AROUND, THAT BEAUTIFUL SOUND. She needs somebody to help her get past all this. My dad never wants me to talk about her. By the time you read this, I will be gone, having jumped off . NEIGHBOR: Hello?! Respect. EVEN IF YOU'RE BORN WITH CONGENITAL HEART DISEASE, AND YOU COULD BE KILLED BY A RANDOM SNEEZE, JUST GONNA RING THE BELL OF THIS CREEPY LOOKING HOUSE, AND I'M HERE TODAY TO SUPPORT THE GIRL SCOUTS BY SELLING COOKIES, GIRL SCOUT: WELL, I'VE GOT CHOCOLATE, BANANA AND OAT BRAN, PECAN, GIRL SCOUT: BUT, WE'RE REALLY NOT SUPPOSED TO, GIRL SCOUT: Dont worry! BEETLEJUICES: ALL WE WANNA DO IS HEAR THAT SOUND. Except for you, Dead Mom. CHARLES: Dont say that. I am positive I quoted my guru Otho who said Sadness is like kale salad. PRIEST: In times like these, we have no words, we have only each other. CHARLES: You think this is what I want? Now heres the problem. Don't apologize! New York, NY, Accessibility Statement Terms Privacy |StageAgent 2020. BEETLEJUICE: WOO! Lydia. (a beat.) ADAM: Oh! Today, we come together to mourn the passing of Emily Deetz. BARBARA Oh, honey. OH GOD! Sometimes puppet shows are sad. *Our system only provides suggested monologues or songs for select characters if we have matching monologues and song information in our database. Sorry! From A Chorus Line to You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown, we've got plenty of monologues from musicals to choose from! ADAM: You don't like this stuff? BEETLEJUICE: Well then what am I supposed to do! Oh you dont have a handbook? And I never got the chance to use them while I was alive. EVEN, LIKE, A TAX ATTORNEY WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER, SOMEBODY WITH GRAVITAS SOMEBODY TO FEAR WHO, ADAM: Excuse me, Mr. Beetlejuice we can kind of hear you. Hold on! LYDIA: Handbook For The Recently Deceased? ADAM: Hes going to kill someone! LYDIA: I had a change of heart. MONSTER BEETLEJUICE: We come for your daughter, Chuck! Smash. . What if shes possessed? Its the one room in the house thats still ours! ADAM: Barbara! LYDIA: Dad came back for me? And that is why you need me! Every success begins with sucks and ends with yes. So this is what you get! This sappy subplot robs the musical of macabre and fits the story as well as O.J.'s glove. JUNO: STOP! What are you talking about. I guess Ill just go. NOW LETS SKIP THE TEARS AND START ON THE WHOLE YOU KNOW, AND IF I HEAR YOUR CELL PHONE RINGING, ILL KILL YOU MYSELF, BEETLEJUICE: YOURE, YOURE GONNA BE FINE, DIE, YOURE ALL GONNA DIE, YOURE ALL GONNA DIE, YEAH, I KNOW YOURE WOKE, BUT YOU CAN TAKE A JOKE HERE, AND EVERY SHOW I DO LIKE A TON OF COKE HERE, BEETLEJUICE: YOU'RE YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE, ENSEMBLE: DEATH IS TABOO, BUT IT'S HARDLY SOMETHING NEW, THERE'S NOTHING MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS CAN DO, BEETLEJUICE IF YOU DIE WHILE WATCHING THIS PERFORMANCE, THE SHOW WILL NOT STOP, AND ON A CERTAIN DATE, THE UNIVERSE KILLS YOU, SO, HOW BOUT WE ALL MAKE A START (DIES IRAE! For decades, there's been talk about making a "Beetlejuice" sequel, but in the early '90s screenwriter Jonathan Gem wrote an entire script for a follow-up (via Far Out Magazine). Did you think I wasnt coming back? Teeter played the role of Lydia in the hit musical, and her performance was nothing short of amazing. An infinite abyss of nothing! I took a very big risk with this place. We got any kids in the audience? Oh god, Im so worried now. BEETLEJUICE: And now for the moment youve all been waiting for! A ballad already? BEETLEJUICE: Babs, I get it, I totally get it, but the two of you are special. Make them think that theyre in control! MISS ARGENTINA: But thats impossible, you youre a living girl. THEY'RE SWEET, BUT I'M A DEMON STRAIGHT FROM HELL, (LYDIA pushes BEETLEJUICE off of the roof.). The production is scheduled to close on June 6 . So mean. Im on your side, and I always will be. Lets save Lydia and get the hell out of here. LYDIA: There's one thing that can still stop him. BEETLEJUICE: I KNOW THAT BARBARA! Now, Im gonna go find a room to bless. Scripture tells us, "Sorrow not. It's our house now, kid! The musical may still be called Beetlejuice; but, this time around, Lydia's the star. ADAM: (as if hes possessed.) Cmon. Its the last day of their entire lives and this is what theyre talking about! I cancelled the exorcist, and Ive hired someone better. 1."I am alone. He needs therapy! Juno: The whorehouse was my idea! Join the StageAgent community Every single time I finally feel like I start to belong, its Goodbye Delia Youre out of the band Delia Vishnu doesnt need more disciples Delia!. Unless I am paid upfront in cash, and learned that the hard way. Wait, why aren't you dancing? ADAM: Im sorry, I have to say it, this house is not stupid. Heres help, heres you. Wheres Lydia? Got any references? (a beat.) With an irreverent book, an astonishing set, and a score that . But what if it doesnt last? Strangers. (ADAM and BARBARA scream as BARBARAs hand is on fire.). BEETLEJUICE: Wait, wait, wait COME ON! Im gonna say it! Look at you. You need a mother. For this list, we'll be looking at the choreography and dance sequences from films spanning between 1980 to 1989 that define this era and the dance genre. Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!" Based on Tim Burton's blockbuster film of the same name, this animated show features Beetlejuice, the wild "ghost with the most" from the "Neitherworld" and his mortal best friend Lydia Deetz, a young, perky goth girl attending a private school in a sleepy little Connecticut town. This is gonna be great. YAAAH. LYDIA: You guys want your house back, right? These are the biggest changes that . I sense your touch. BEETLEJUICE: You heard the lady! Lydia, you are so weird. BARBARA: THEN THERE'S THE WHOLE DARN ECONOMY, ADAM AND BARBARA: READY TO TAKE THE NEXT STEP. Your father was trying to hide you from us. BARBARA: That needy pervert was right. About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Press Copyright Contact us Creators . This house is actually pretty interesting. OTHO: (offstage.) DELIA: (aggressive.) ADAM: Well, why do we have to make them say it? Hes here! Girl, just say it three times in a row. LOOK! That never happens. On stage, however, "Beetlejuice" stakes a convincing claim for itself and presents a case for how much just plain fun theater can be when it's done this well. What am I doing? Thats why Im doing this. However, there was no reasoning with the spirit, but Adam and Barbara had a slight advantage in the fact that they weren't stuck in Adam's miniature town. OTHO: Then lets get to it! BEETLEJUICE: Hi there, ahahaha! *Our system only provides suggested monologues or songs for select characters if we have matching monologues and song information in our database. 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